The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "KIRKSVILLE" across the top with "OSTEOPATHS" curving below

Louis Tully surviving a demonic possession with the same energy he brings to unsolicited tax advice is peak cosmic miscasting

Mountains described as "hill areas" is the kind of pun that should require a permit and a public safety warning

White text reads "SANTA CARLA

Distressed cream script reads "Finest in" above bold block text reading "POLYNESIAN" and script reading "Cuisine

The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white serif textSanta's naughty list is just a free charcoal delivery service for anyone with a grill and zero remorse. Centuries of moral leverage, undone by a man in a Christmas apron. The Details: Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA," above a retro cartoon illustration of a grinning man in a red Santa hat, red polo, and green apron grilling a steak on a round charcoal grill with tongs. Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe